| THE TRUTH MAGAZINE'S Mascot HQ! |
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| SICK BURGER A deranged hamburger forced to shaky ground by inept fast food employees putting the wrong condiments on it. |
| Lord Flopbags The posterchild of love, peace, equality, and british royalty |
| BOB An imaginary friend trying to find out the "truth" behind himself. |