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About the Author:
On a personal level, I consider myself a man of the world; a
consideration which would be infinitely more poignant if I
actually knew what the term "man of the world" meant. I am
personable, and, on occasion, cheeky; but I always keep a
healthy emotional chasm between myself and loved ones. I
do my best thinking while drunk and/or naked, which may
explain why I look so stately with my pants off and a gin &
tonic in hand. This is also the reason why the courts have
deemed me unfit to raise children and why it is illegal for me
to be with in 100 yards of a funeral home in the state of
Idaho. Regardless of legality, I think I would make a fantastic
father, and an even better funeral home patron. I treat both
children and the dead with the same warmth and erection I
would show to an emotionally fragile dolphin or a picture of a
DMV worker, or a picture of a DMV worker riding an
emotionally fragile dolphin. I am a very caring person, and I
am always willing to rearrange my friends' furniture, whether
they want me to or not.
On a personal level, I consider myself a man of the world; a
consideration which would be infinitely more poignant if I
actually knew what the term "man of the world" meant. I am
personable, and, on occasion, cheeky; but I always keep a
healthy emotional chasm between myself and loved ones. I
do my best thinking while drunk and/or naked, which may
explain why I look so stately with my pants off and a gin &
tonic in hand. This is also the reason why the courts have
deemed me unfit to raise children and why it is illegal for me
to be with in 100 yards of a funeral home in the state of
Idaho. Regardless of legality, I think I would make a fantastic
father, and an even better funeral home patron. I treat both
children and the dead with the same warmth and erection I
would show to an emotionally fragile dolphin or a picture of a
DMV worker, or a picture of a DMV worker riding an
emotionally fragile dolphin. I am a very caring person, and I
am always willing to rearrange my friends' furniture, whether
they want me to or not.